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Dolphin Creeps (odds)

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2008-12-31: Dolphin Creeps (odds)

If I ran the lottery

... the lottery mcbottery, I'd sell tickets for 2 bucks, and everyone who played would win a buck thirty five. Period. I bet I'd still have people buying tickets... sigh.

Do the math, people!

Oh, and happy new year! I hope 2009 is good for you guys. Lets see if I can become famous this year!!

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Rabid: That's not a bad idea!!
Lars the Dolphin: No, it's a GREAT idea!!

Rabish: What are you doing with all those Dolphin Raffle tickets?
Rabid: I'm going to WIN with them is what I'm doing!!

Rabish: Uh, is Rabid there?
Dude: Who? Listen, sugar, I'm the only dude living here.

Rabish: There you are!
Rabid: Hey.

Rabid: You said I'd win a buck thirty five on each two dollar ticket, but I'm flat broke now.
Rabish: On average, and I thought you didn't believe me.

Lars the Dolphin: Can I interest you in some raffle tickets?
Dr Quickly: You look pretty wealthy so this must not be a scam!

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