Announcer: THRILL TO THE NAME REMOVED HALLOWEEN HORROR SEXTUPLE FEATURE! YOU'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT!!

[[ Rabid espies a humiliating chair made out of bones. ]]
Rabid: The fools! Such disrespect for my ancestors.

[[ Rabid lifts a floor tile and at a glance can detect trouble. ]]
Rabid: Why, this IKEA is built on an ancient round-yellow-head burial ground! We've got to get out of here!!

[[ Lightning strikes, the dead rise, it's too late. ]]

Announcer: A BLOOD THIRST ... QUENCHED BY BLOOD! THE RISE OF THE IKEA ANCESTORS

Rabid: This ottoman would look great in our living room!

Rabid: It's so comfy!
Rabish: Does it come in any other colours?

Space Frog: GET OFFA MY STUMP

Announcer: BEWARE THE VENGEFUL STUMP OF... THE HEADLESS HORSE-SPACE-FROG

Rabid: Excuse me, sir, do you work here?
Rabish: How'd it get so dark?

Rabid: Sir? We'd like to order some kitchen cabinets...

[[ BUT HE HAS NO FACE!!! ]]
Dr Quickly: MMMFFFFF

Announcer: SHUDDER IN FEAR! QUAKE IN HORROR! AT... THE MAN WITHOUT A FACE

Rabid: These meatballs taste weird.

[[ Many worms come out of the half-eaten meatball. ]]
Rabid: Oh hell no!

[[ Many worms come out of Rabid. ]]

Announcer: YOU WON'T FINISH YOUR POPCORN... IT'LL FINISH YOU!! OOPS! ALL BUGS

Rabish: How'd I get into the basement? Rabid? Are you down here too?

Voice: I'M DOWN HERE
Rabish: Why is your voice totally different?

Voice: I DUNNO IT'S TOO HARD TO TELL
Rabish: Okay!

Announcer: YOU'LL NEVER FEEL SAFE IN DANK CAVES FILLED WITH CORPSES AGAIN! A HORRIBLE SNEAKY BEAST

Rabid: I feel like this is a big, appropriate step in our relationship, buying furniture together.
Rabish: Hee hee!

Rabid: Let us celebrate, passionately.
Rabish: What, here? Okay!!

Rabish: OW!!
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Announcer: THE PERFECT DATE MOVIE (not suitable for persons under 18 unless "mature for their age") RELATIONSHIP WITH A VAMPIRE