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Alien Eyes (walk a mile in their sockets)

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2009-11-16: Alien Eyes (walk a mile in their sockets)

gross aliens

I totally think the alien is just messing with everyone.

Somehow the vote incentive is a little story about aliens drinking beer and a couple of fabulous inventions I invented?

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[[ A hideous alien gibbers. ]]
Dr Quickly: It says the tradition of its people is an exchange of eyes to "seal the deal"!

Rabid: Sounds cool! Sign me up!

[[ Rabid, with the alien's eye-pouch attached to his head, sips a soda in the park. ]]
<< SLKKKKKK >>

[[ The eye-pouch hangs over a bathroom stall partition. Rabot, caught tagging, is indignant. ]]
Rabot: Dude seriously a little privacy please!!

[[ The alien uses Rabid's eyes to gain entry to a military base. ]]
Military Base: IDENTITY VERIFIED ACCESS GRANTED TO SECRET MILITARY BASE

<< EEEEE OOOOOO EEEEEEE OOOOO EEEEEEE OOOOO >>
Rabish: I didn't know we even had air raid sirens.

Dr Quickly: I am seriously angry about how you broke the peace treaty.
[[ The alien responds. ]]

Dr Quickly: Ha! I hadn't thought of that. Yeah, his eyes are pretty boring.
[[ The alien suggests. ]]

[[ Dr Quickly has Rabid's eyes, the alien had Dr Quickly's cool glowing eyes. The world lies in ruin. ]]
Dr Quickly: Good news! The peace treaty is back in effect!

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