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Failure Week Part Two

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2007-04-04: Failure Week Part Two

Rueful Laughter

Ha, I can barely get FAILURE done on time.

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{{title text: Originall drawn 31 January 2007 as part of "MILK" series}}

A Voice: HEY!

A Voice: HEY WAKE UP!!

A Man: I... I was having that dream again...
A Lady: The milk?

[[The lady vomits huge amounts of milk.]]
A Lady: THE MILK!?

[[Rabid is drowning in milk.]]
Rabid: AHHH NO

[[At the stand where Dr Quickly sells his "Doctor Quickly's Incredible Good Dream Machine"]]
Rabid: I want my money back.

Commentary: Bleargh. It's not cool having random HUMANS shew up in my comics. Who are those people? Who cares! This comic was utterly doomed just from that, let alone the horrible cliche of repeated waking up from dreams (which I have already abused beyond caring to ever revisit). It also just doesn't read well.

 {{title text: Originally drawn 28 February 2007 as part of "BELLYBUTTON" series}}

Dr Quickly: Can't you just enjoy the beauty of a bellybutton?
Noel: SEETHE

Noel: By "defacing" this famous artwork I become a greater artist than some lame Antiochan!
[[With a hammer, Noel beheads a statue.]]
<<CRAK!>>
Noel: Hey! It's full of candy!

[[A deleted panel.]]
Space Frog: EH WHATEVER THAT GIG IS WAY PASSE LADY SO NO BUSINESS FOR YOU HERE
Noel: NO!

[[An unfinished deleted panel.]]
Someone: Art is so much more interesting now that

Noel: HEY! It's full of CANDY!!

[[Rabid is pushing a wheelbarrow of money.]]
Rabid: I can finally make a living as an artist! Public consumption of art has skyrocketed since the SECRET CANDY CENTRE OF ART was discovered!

[[Space Frog is pushing a wheelbarrow of money.]]
Space Frog: MY ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT GALLERY OF FOLK ART IS A SMASHING SUCCESS

[[An unfinished panel.]]
Rabid: You got promotional revenue in my production revenue!!
Space Frog: And you got production revenue in my

[[A drawing of a gooney head.]]

Commentary: This curious fellow was in the margin beside this failed attempt. I can usually tell when a comic isn't going well if I feel like doodling around it. Also I have only ever seen people making fun of the Reese Peanut Butter Cup commercials, never seen the original myself. That makes this comic a Pop Culture Reference (famous statues don't count as "pop" culture), and therefore doubly damned to never be finished. Discovering that all art is made of candy isn't a bad idea though. Oh well.

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