2007-06-04: The Unconfirmed Comic Book Day Panels
This is the comic I was going to do for the business card comics for Free Comic Book Day. I didn't like it enough, so... here... it is? Huh. Anyway, I'm in Chicago for the first part of the week so I was busy and stuff (I HAD CAKE AND ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST). Enjoy!
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Rabid: This had better be a very delicious sandwich! Rabish: The wait is long but you'll see!! Rabid: I forgot my wallet -- !! Rabish: I only brought enuff for me! Rabid: You have to let me TASTE it!! Rabish: It's not as easy as it sounds! But... well... are we alone? Cop: ILLICIT SHARING of PROTECTED SANDWICH CONTENTS! Rabid: !! Rabish: Oh no! Rabid: It turns out that prison sandwiches are fabulous! Rabish: You don't say! Rabid: I could not bear to tell her the TRUTH. Cockroach: I'M enjoying it! Space Frog: I SMUGGLED HIM OUT OF JAIL IN MY GUTS Rabish: Yay! Space Frog: WHOOPS I FORGOT TO TAKE A LOT OF ANTACIDS FIRST <<GUSH>> Rabish: Nooo! Dr Quickly: It was surprisingly easy to restore him to his hale and hearty "usual self"! Rabish: Oh thank goodness. Dr Quickly: I even added DELICIOUS CHUNKS of CANNED FRUIT! Rabid: I feel dizzy Rabid: This time I brought enough money AND I don't mind the cold since it helps my jellies stay set. Rabid: I'M TOO GOOEY TO CHEW THE SANDWICH BUT IT TASTES SO GOOOOOD WAAHHHH Rabish: Rabid! The mama bird is ready to feed you your sandwich now! <<shove>> Rabid: Oh! Uh -- PEEP PEEP! <<HOOORK>> Rabid: This actually detracts somewhat from enjoying the sandwich... Dr Quickly: It seems a mysterious chemical reaction in the regurgitated sandwich has RESTORED YOU, uh, PROPERLY! SOMEHOW! Rabid: Uncanny! Rabid: It seems to have been worth borrowing money from Space Frog, despite all the warnings! SPACE FROG: GLAD TO HEAR IT Rabish: It doesn't matter how good the sandwich was -- borrowing money from Space Frog was terribly dangerous! He's uncouth! Space Frog: THE LITTLE PINK THING IS RIGHT Space Frog: I HAVE EATEN BOTH OF THEM BECAUSE I WAS OWED INTEREST Rabid: It is only a matter of time before we are rendered into acidic slurry -- with no magic sandwich or reconstitutive gelatin on its way to save us! Rabish: Wait -- look! [[A door reads: "EMERGENCY EXIT alarm will sound"]] Rabid: Apparently Space Frogs are required to have emergency exits.
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