Name Removed Comics by Nick Wolfe: 2008-02-13 Sauerkraut (blue pill)

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2008-02-13: Sauerkraut (blue pill)

Memories

I probably should have called this one "hypervisor" since it's about THAT kind of blue pill. Poor Noel.

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Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
High School Is Awful
Did bullies and jerks push you around in high school and make your life sad? Well, you're reading a webcomic. That's not a particularly aspirational demographic.

This comic includes the contribution:

I am Sarp-Spark-Star suggested: An inappropriate amount of sauerkraut is on someone's sandwich now.

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Dr Quickly: You have too much sauerkraut on your sandwich. Rabish and I are are going to sit with someone cooler.
Rabish: Yeah, cooler... are we forgetting something?

<<QUEEN OF HIGH SCHOOL>>
Noel: Maybe -- MAYBE -- you're cool enough to eat lunch at MY table!!
<<SOOOOOO COOOOOL!!>>

Rabish: Yeah! I sure hope we're that cool!!
Dr Quickly: Hee hee!! She's talking to us!!
Noel: I'm so cool!!

Noel: I wonder if there's a change I can make to the programming that will help ME forget my actual and terrible years in high school... so that I can bask in the glory of my falsehoods...

Dr Quickly: Wait a second! I just tried thinking about the nine times table and it took twice as long as it should have!! I think we're trapped in a VIRTUAL REALITY SIMULATION!!
Rabish: Huh!

Dr Quickly: Hey, Noel! We escaped from your virtual reality prison and... Oooh, are you reading old high school yearbooks? Your photo was SO HORRIBLE that year!!

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