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Hat Gang (riverdale)

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2009-03-23: Hat Gang (riverdale)

The gang

Turns out I had plenty of reference material for this comic sitting around the house. Something about those weird old flat and awkward Archie comics really resonates with me.

I still wonder if I invented the one where Betty is driving herself to tears thinking she'll have to Go All The Way with Archie to keep him going out with her, thinking he expects it of her, and reading all his actions as sack-jumping starting points. That one was bizarre.

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Rabish: GOSH Rabid my HAT BLEW OFF when you RACED your JALOPY!!
Rabid: JEEPERS! We gotta GO BACK and GET it!

Rabot: What, THIS crumby old bonnet I DROVE OVER with my SPORTS CAR?
Noel: It's an EXPENSIVE sports car!!

Rabid: D-Dr QUICKLY? WHAT are you doing HERE?!

Dr Quickly: DISTRACTING you while Space Frog WINS the BIG RACE! Even GROWNUPS can cheat and PLAY dirty pool!!

Space Frog: I tried to WIN the big race BECAUSE the grand prize is FOOD at the CHOCKLIT SHOPPE

Rabid: I learned a SUPER VALUABLE lesson -- about the IMPORTANCE of fair PLAY!!
Rabish: And safe sex!!
Rabid: shh

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